This was tooooo funny! I think my son knew every Redneck joke, and thought it was an honour when we really were Rednecks!!
First off, there is nothing wrong with Ketchup, beef jerky (fresh of course), moonpies, vienna sausage, etc etc.... And the directions to Grandma's house is "turn off the paved road"....
On that dirt road, I find the best damn food in the world (and yes, she has served moon pies too), so there is NO shame here....
Gay--- ssshhhhhhh---- don't tell everyone how us Southerners live, love and celebrate. They will all move down and stay and we don't want that!!