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#146421 11/24/02 08:40 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck If:

You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

You've ever re-used a paper plate.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
Cool Whip on the side.

If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".

You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.


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#146422 11/24/02 08:43 PM
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But I love vienna sausage. lol


Love is a many splendid thing and food runs a close second.
#146423 11/24/02 08:59 PM
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try it with Marie Sharp's


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#146424 11/24/02 10:37 PM
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I love Vienna and Marie's...Thanks for the tip, will try for breakfast tomorrow!!!! C

#146425 11/24/02 10:41 PM
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Hey KLCman, How'd ya know about the hubcaps? Just wondering....makes smokin turkeys easy!

#146426 11/25/02 12:16 AM
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Cheri -

best with ther "hot" the "mild" just don't cut it !

Mex - Studebakers make the best


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#146427 11/25/02 10:25 AM
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ok fellow texans and arkansas neighbors to the north, are we going to let them talk about our families like that?!?!?!? eek eek eek

#146428 11/25/02 10:35 AM
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This was tooooo funny! I think my son knew every Redneck joke, and thought it was an honour when we really were Rednecks!!
First off, there is nothing wrong with Ketchup, beef jerky (fresh of course), moonpies, vienna sausage, etc etc.... And the directions to Grandma's house is "turn off the paved road"....
On that dirt road, I find the best damn food in the world (and yes, she has served moon pies too), so there is NO shame here....
Gay--- ssshhhhhhh---- don't tell everyone how us Southerners live, love and celebrate. They will all move down and stay and we don't want that!! wink

#146429 11/25/02 10:47 AM
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Vicki!
You forgot that all the "Thanksgiving dishes" that relatives bring, all taste like chicken! And we must never forget that glazed ham is really spam with molasses. laugh

#146430 11/25/02 05:47 PM
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but i love spam and all that other stuff too, never said ONLY rednecks like it wink


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