Dee, Sweet girl. No pink boa's!Not in Jan. for God's sake. You know the "Queen's" would never wear that anymore than white shoes before Memorial Day, or those white cotton "post partum" underwear. We really only like silkie things next to our pink skin.(For all you studs out there, Xmas is coming, Hint, hint! Standards Queens!!

Mother (AKA Sweet Potatoe Slut),
We could live with the nipple ring and the ankle bracelet, but would you stop giving the "promise"?

Hey there,Tater Tots! But your Daddy is grinnin' like a mule snackin' in a briar patch.

DAMN. Just look what I started.......See Ya soon, Lady D

Lovey, Pamela has designed our septors.

You got it! Silkie and lacy and tiny! Not boa for me you silly girl and it's white shoes after labor day in the South chil, we DO have our stards you know. Pamela is trying to talk us into another SP Queen, we must set a limit you know!

My sources have informed me that a certin X5 is planning to (1) hide your golf carts(2) cut off your line of credit (3) increase your drink prices (4) generally ignore you when you need a refill and perhaps (5) a COVER CHARGE ! This may only be avoided if admission is granted ! Sounds like this is getting intresting at last :p

OK.The "Wannabe" x5 is getting out of control again. We could cut off her line of credit at every Jumble sale on the island I hope she knows.
Now a word of warning to those imposter "princesses". A few months back, a "princess" showed up on the island. The S.P. Queens were out gracing the reef and enjoying their favorite libation, when Elbert in his dive boat showed up with the"princess" decked out in her Kathy Lee thong. We will grant you it was a firm little buttocks (the Queen's do appreciate this sort of thing,as we have done some major "hiking up" over the years.) Well they completed their dive, and hunny, don't you know when she took off that mask, she had a big ol "scuba booger" clean across her face! Just plain humiliating. Hunny, this could all have been avoided had she just come the the "S.P. Charm School" and been prepared.

How do I git outta here ?

I.M.
Do you have a HOTLINE to WannaBeX5 here or what?? Just make sure (as a Super Spud Stud) that your loyalties are well placed...As for the threats, X5 is already charging me Crown prices for 500ml bottled water. I'm not scared...being the newly appointed social director, I can have alot of influence on where the Queens have libations. MS Revenue Producing Activity won't turn her back on US!!!!!