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Women #147696
01/20/03 04:30 PM
01/20/03 04:30 PM
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Posts: 295
Babel Fish
Dr Buzzard Offline OP
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Dr Buzzard  Offline OP
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story


Dr Walkabout Buzzard


Re: Women #147697
01/20/03 05:10 PM
01/20/03 05:10 PM
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 736
Texas/Belize
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"I married beneath me...All women do." Mary Astor wink

Re: Women #147698
01/20/03 05:39 PM
01/20/03 05:39 PM
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 2,364
LAPORTE, TX, USA
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A woman's perfect Breakfast

She's sitting at the table .... Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week Her boyfriend is on
the cover of Playgirl and her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
laugh

Re: Women #147699
01/20/03 05:46 PM
01/20/03 05:46 PM
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 295
Babel Fish
Dr Buzzard Offline OP
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Dr Buzzard  Offline OP
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.


Dr Walkabout Buzzard


Re: Women #147700
01/20/03 06:07 PM
01/20/03 06:07 PM
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 5,255
bucks county, PA
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sweetjane  Offline
say what you may...we are still the keepers of the sex, and you will continue to do as we wish.

- me, today

Re: Women #147701
01/20/03 06:17 PM
01/20/03 06:17 PM
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 295
Babel Fish
Dr Buzzard Offline OP
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Dr Buzzard  Offline OP
4 Secrets to Happy Relationships:
It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans
It is important to find a woman who makes good money
It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex
It is important that these three women never meet


Dr Walkabout Buzzard


Re: Women #147702
01/20/03 06:57 PM
01/20/03 06:57 PM
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 295
Babel Fish
Dr Buzzard Offline OP
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Dr Buzzard  Offline OP
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.


Dr Walkabout Buzzard


Re: Women #147703
01/20/03 07:22 PM
01/20/03 07:22 PM
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 734
Tres Cocos, Ambergris Caye
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Pastor Jim was winding up his temperance sermon with great favor, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river!" And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river! " And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river!" And the congregation cried, "Hallelujah!" The preacher sat down. The song leader stood up very tentatively and announced, "For our closing hymn, let us sing #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River'."


Jim
Re: Women #147704
01/20/03 07:33 PM
01/20/03 07:33 PM
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 295
Babel Fish
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Dr Buzzard  Offline OP
Ha ha ha ha ha! Good one! I'll meet ya at the pier lounge soon!!!!!!!


Dr Walkabout Buzzard


Re: Women #147705
01/20/03 11:42 PM
01/20/03 11:42 PM
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 264
Cornwall Ontario Canada
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I never went to bed with an ugly woman...
But I sure woke up with a few!!!
Dan'l (and if you tell the Boop I said this I will deny it.)

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