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#147696 01/20/03 04:30 PM
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All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story


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#147697 01/20/03 05:10 PM
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"I married beneath me...All women do." Mary Astor wink

#147698 01/20/03 05:39 PM
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A woman's perfect Breakfast

She's sitting at the table .... Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week Her boyfriend is on
the cover of Playgirl and her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
laugh

#147699 01/20/03 05:46 PM
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.


Dr Walkabout Buzzard


#147700 01/20/03 06:07 PM
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say what you may...we are still the keepers of the sex, and you will continue to do as we wish.

- me, today

#147701 01/20/03 06:17 PM
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4 Secrets to Happy Relationships:
It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans
It is important to find a woman who makes good money
It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex
It is important that these three women never meet


Dr Walkabout Buzzard


#147702 01/20/03 06:57 PM
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.


Dr Walkabout Buzzard


#147703 01/20/03 07:22 PM
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Pastor Jim was winding up his temperance sermon with great favor, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river!" And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river! " And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river!" And the congregation cried, "Hallelujah!" The preacher sat down. The song leader stood up very tentatively and announced, "For our closing hymn, let us sing #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River'."


Jim
#147704 01/20/03 07:33 PM
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Ha ha ha ha ha! Good one! I'll meet ya at the pier lounge soon!!!!!!!


Dr Walkabout Buzzard


#147705 01/20/03 11:42 PM
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I never went to bed with an ugly woman...
But I sure woke up with a few!!!
Dan'l (and if you tell the Boop I said this I will deny it.)

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