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A Sign at Philadelphia #149031
02/21/03 12:20 PM
02/21/03 12:20 PM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
CAPTAIN bigzeke  Offline OP

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in
Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an
inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups
from all across the country would be marching on this business...
And that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the
angry crowds back.

But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let
the proprietors simply make their statement . . . We are a society
who holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty . . .
And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business
would dare post such a sign?

Answer: A Funeral Home
(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)

There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: A Sign at Philadelphia #149032
02/21/03 01:09 PM
02/21/03 01:09 PM
Joined: May 2000
Posts: 2,090
Corpus Christi, Texas USA
Debbie Offline
Debbie  Offline
Good one!!! Sure made me grin. laugh

Re: A Sign at Philadelphia #149033
02/21/03 04:34 PM
02/21/03 04:34 PM
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 62
Northeast [U.S.] originally fr...
JohnnyK Offline
JohnnyK  Offline
Hi Captain,

Are you from Philadelphia?

Great post!

Cheers. JohnnyK laugh cool :rolleyes: :p smile

I'm returning to San Pedro soon...about 2 weeks away!!! Can't wait!
Re: A Sign at Philadelphia #149034
02/21/03 04:47 PM
02/21/03 04:47 PM
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 5,255
bucks county, PA
sweetjane Offline
sweetjane  Offline
i am from phila. we arent usually funny. yo.

Re: A Sign at Philadelphia #149035
02/21/03 07:08 PM
02/21/03 07:08 PM
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 10,850
Beautiful San Marcos, Texas
Ernie B Offline
Ernie B  Offline
I wish I could help him get more business mad mad mad

Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
Re: A Sign at Philadelphia #149036
02/21/03 07:12 PM
02/21/03 07:12 PM
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 11,055
Rockport, Maine
klcman Offline
klcman  Offline
yes you are SJ - now how many ziplocks ya got stored up?

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