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Ladies Night Out #150370
03/23/03 08:03 AM
03/23/03 08:03 AM
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dbdoberman Offline OP
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I am sure this is not applicable to AC ladies out for the evening!
Just wanted to lighten the mood!

20 Clues to "Calling it a night" for Girls

You know it's time to head back to your room when...

1. You have absolutely no idea where your purse is.

2. You believe that dancing with your arms over your head and your butt wiggling while yelling "woo-hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. You've suddenly decided you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe you could do it too.

4. In your last trip to pee, you realize you now look more like an rosie o'donnell than the goddess you were, just 4 hours ago.

5. You drop your 3am snack on the floor (which you're eating even though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. You start crying and tell everyone you see that you love them soooooooo much.

7. There are less than 3 hours before you have to wake up

8. You've found a deeper, spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.

9.The man your flirting with looks like your 5th grade teacher

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. You've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just coke but that's because you can no longer taste the rum.

14. You think your in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like the kitchen/bathroom floor.

15. You start each conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way, but..."

16. You fail to notice the toilet lid is down when you sit on it.

17. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. You are tired so just sit on the floor, wherever you happen to be standing, and take a quick nap.

19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to cut down on the time you're in the washroom away from your drink.

20. You take your shoes off because you believe it's their fault that you having problems walking straight.

Re: Ladies Night Out #150371
03/23/03 10:05 AM
03/23/03 10:05 AM
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NYgal Offline
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That is way tooooo funny.

Ah, the good ole days. HA HA... laugh
Thanks for the morning chuckle. Is it morning? wink

Re: Ladies Night Out #150372
03/23/03 10:17 AM
03/23/03 10:17 AM
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dbdoberman Offline OP
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It is morning, yup! pssssstttttt.....take off your shades! wink

As soon as the foot heals up, you will be out dancin' again! If you tend to jump on tables to sing, etc., let me know where you are gonna be! laugh

Re: Ladies Night Out #150373
03/23/03 10:25 AM
03/23/03 10:25 AM
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NYgal Offline
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Yep, you have the 'I'm gonna be in AC soon' hypes now. smile

Are you going mainland Belize? If so, what ya gonna do?

Re: Ladies Night Out #150374
03/23/03 10:30 AM
03/23/03 10:30 AM
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dbdoberman Offline OP
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I am excited! the only time I will be on the mainland this trip will be to go to Lamanai. I only have 1 week. Next visit though, I will take a couple weeks. I would like to go to 5 Sisters, and a couple days either in Placencia or Hopkins, then on to AC. For such a small country, there is sure alot to see and do!

Re: Ladies Night Out #150375
03/23/03 10:39 AM
03/23/03 10:39 AM
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NYgal Offline
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Be flexible, changing weather can even change your plans for the day.

Have back up ideas, choices are unlimited.

Drink lots of water and use sunscreen !! smile

Re: Ladies Night Out #150376
03/23/03 04:48 PM
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20. You take your shoes off because you believe it's their fault that you having problems walking straight.

That has certainly been the real problem on the beach trip home after an evening in San Pedro. hee hee

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