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#150732 03/27/03 03:11 PM
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10. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

9. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

8. Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

7. You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

6. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

5. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

4. Your bologna has no first name.

3. Sally Struthers sends you food.

2. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

And The Number #1 Sign You Are Broke Is:

1. At communion you go back for seconds.

1A. When on AC you ask,"That's Belize dollars, right?


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1B. If you have not booked your return trip to Ambergris.


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1C. When you come home from AC


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1D. when you can not afford internet connection to read the message board.


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1E. When you seriously consider wearing your baseball hat sideways


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1F. When you think 2 conch shells will buy a Beliken.


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you yearn for easy swipes

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When you enter the bath tub with your regulator..and tell your friends about the exciteing dive you did the other day.


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1G. When CitiBank knows your cell phone number


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1H. When you spend hours looking at the pictures of the beautiful fish on Marty's site, cause you cannot afford to shoot your own pictures.


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