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#150732 - 03/27/03 03:11 PM TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE:  
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10. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

9. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

8. Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

7. You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

6. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

5. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

4. Your bologna has no first name.

3. Sally Struthers sends you food.

2. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

And The Number #1 Sign You Are Broke Is:

1. At communion you go back for seconds.

1A. When on AC you ask,"That's Belize dollars, right?


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#150733 - 03/27/03 07:37 PM Re: TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE:  
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1B. If you have not booked your return trip to Ambergris.


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#150734 - 03/27/03 07:55 PM Re: TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE:  
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1C. When you come home from AC


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#150735 - 03/27/03 09:13 PM Re: TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE:  
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1D. when you can not afford internet connection to read the message board.


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#150736 - 03/27/03 09:31 PM Re: TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE:  
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1E. When you seriously consider wearing your baseball hat sideways


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#150737 - 03/27/03 09:46 PM Re: TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE:  
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1F. When you think 2 conch shells will buy a Beliken.


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#150738 - 03/27/03 09:56 PM Re: TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE:  
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you yearn for easy swipes

#150739 - 03/27/03 10:13 PM Re: TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE:  
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When you enter the bath tub with your regulator..and tell your friends about the exciteing dive you did the other day.


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#150740 - 03/27/03 10:33 PM Re: TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE:  
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1G. When CitiBank knows your cell phone number


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#150741 - 03/27/03 11:09 PM Re: TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE:  
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1H. When you spend hours looking at the pictures of the beautiful fish on Marty's site, cause you cannot afford to shoot your own pictures.


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