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better investment #151231
04/10/03 12:18 PM
04/10/03 12:18 PM
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oklahoma
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i am looking for a sugar momma....a rich young dumb nymphomaniac who has inherited a liquor store and can whip up some mean sushi rolls...

Re: better investment #151232
04/10/03 12:21 PM
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The Buckeye State, USA
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I got more pleasure reading this topic when it was Jane's toad......

Re: better investment #151233
04/10/03 12:49 PM
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oklahoma
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she's a big chicken...or little chicken, as the case my be...

Re: better investment #151234
04/10/03 01:04 PM
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I believe I know of a person that fits your requirements exactly, all the qualifications and a dead ringer for Janet Reno.


If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Re: better investment #151235
04/10/03 01:22 PM
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Corpus Christi, Texas USA
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Toad,
noticed you didn't much care what she looks like.... I think I remember seeing a toothless, cross eyed, gal with a limp and a bad case of acne over in China town that fits your description.... I'll send her your way..... Maybe your fairy tale works in reverse. You kiss HER and she turns into a princess....... :p

Re: better investment #151236
04/10/03 02:15 PM
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Virginia
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Hairy legs OK?

Re: better investment #151237
04/10/03 05:37 PM
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Falls Church VA
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Good one Barb...


Life May Be a Beach...I prefer Reefs...
Re: better investment #151238
04/10/03 07:26 PM
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oklahoma
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no hairly legs are not okay...as a matter of fact pig tails can be the only hair..

Re: better investment #151239
04/10/03 08:26 PM
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Rockport, Maine
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"Hairy Toads became extinct in the Great Deluge"...sj's Encyclopedic History Of Reptiles, abridged 2003.

They were survived, however, by their cousins Horny Toad.


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Re: better investment #151240
04/11/03 08:35 AM
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oklahoma
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the horny toad was in fact, a relative, thank goodness he had dominate genes...

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