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#151898 - 04/19/03 10:48 AM Yearly Physicals  
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An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "WHAT? What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

#151899 - 04/19/03 11:11 AM Re: Yearly Physicals  
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DO NOT wear underware. laugh
Or do not take wife along. eek

#151900 - 04/19/03 11:11 AM Re: Yearly Physicals  
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oh great - and I just had my annual


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#151901 - 04/19/03 11:18 AM Re: Yearly Physicals  
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don't worry that ya had to leave your underwear, klc, one less thing to pack for AC! haha wink

#151902 - 04/19/03 11:37 AM Re: Yearly Physicals  
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That is a very sick joke!!!!

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahhahaha laugh

#151903 - 04/19/03 12:19 PM Re: Yearly Physicals  
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hey now! it might have been tasteless, but it wasn't sick! wink

it was a slow morning in here, it gave me sumtin to do haha! Plus I am trying to hook me a Bill Thornton with this one!

#151904 - 04/19/03 12:55 PM Re: Yearly Physicals  
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I'm not sure tasteless is a word I would use on this thread :p
Yuk, Yuk, Yuk, Yuk, Yuk, laugh Yuk,
Hohohohohohohoho laugh


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