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Sick Saddam Joke #151937
04/21/03 04:53 PM
04/21/03 04:53 PM
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River Shark Offline OP
 
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All eight of Saddam Hussein's body doubles were gathered in a bunker in downtown Baghdad.

Tariq Aziz, the Deputy Prime Minister, walked in and said, "I've got good news and bad news." "The good news is that Saddam is still alive, so you all still have jobs."

One of the doubles spoke up and said, "What's the bad news?"

"He's lost an arm."

The Shark


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Re: Sick Saddam Joke #151938
04/21/03 07:33 PM
04/21/03 07:33 PM
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Elbert Greer Offline
 
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You are bad
So
Do you know what the suicide bomber intrustor said to his class?

Pay close attentyion, I'm only goinging to show you this once!

Re: Sick Saddam Joke #151939
04/21/03 07:36 PM
04/21/03 07:36 PM
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Elbert Greer Offline
 
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Should I say this slower for tres cocos resendents/

Re: Sick Saddam Joke #151940
04/22/03 08:28 AM
04/22/03 08:28 AM
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River Shark Offline OP
 
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Now that American Aircraft and Military have reorganized Iraq's landscape. US intelligence has discovered that they have renamed some of their towns.
> > > These new names include:
> > > 1. Wherz-Myroof
> > > 2. Mykamel-Izded
> > > 3. Oshit-Disisabad
> > > 4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
> > > 5. Pleez-Ztopdishit
> > > 6. Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi
> > > 7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
> > > 8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
> > > 9. Myturbin-Izburnin
> > > 10. Imma-Dedshmuck

TS


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