Dear Lord,

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change…
The courage to change the things I cannot accept…
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off…

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow…

Help me to always give 100% at work…
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember…
When I’m having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to [#%!] me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and
Only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen

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