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short story #156175
08/19/03 07:30 AM
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here are three words....be creative kids...

numb....tape....stump

Re: short story #156176
08/19/03 07:53 AM
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we tied a troll to a stump and made him listen to an "air supply" tape until he was numb.....

Re: short story #156177
08/19/03 07:55 AM
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awesome

Re: short story #156178
08/19/03 08:48 AM
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...After hours of listening to the numbing music,the troll escaped and burned the tape in the fire he made using the stump...

Re: short story #156179
08/19/03 09:10 AM
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I ran after the escaped troll, tackled him, and pummeled him with my stump until it was numb. I then restrained him with duct tape, lashing him to a nearby palapa post.

Re: short story #156180
08/19/03 11:01 AM
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I am really fascinated with pseudo-marionette shows.


If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Re: short story #156181
08/19/03 01:49 PM
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the numb stump was propped up with tape...or...once upon a time a young man came limping on a bloody stump up to the ice cream shop wanting a banana split, the curvy girl made one then said, "do you want some tape and gauze for that?", he said, "No, i would like a milk shake please", she said, "all that ice cream is gonna make your brain go numb", he said, "i don't want any more ice cream, just jump up and down"

Re: short story #156182
08/19/03 06:48 PM
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The Buckeye State, USA
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romantic stories always get to me......

Re: short story #156183
08/19/03 07:12 PM
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Thank God for men smile

Re: short story #156184
08/19/03 07:57 PM
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Tres Cocos, Ambergris Caye
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Some men desperatly need new hobbies.


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