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#156175 - 08/19/03 07:30 AM short story  
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here are three words....be creative kids...

numb....tape....stump

#156176 - 08/19/03 07:53 AM Re: short story  
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we tied a troll to a stump and made him listen to an "air supply" tape until he was numb.....

#156177 - 08/19/03 07:55 AM Re: short story  
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awesome

#156178 - 08/19/03 08:48 AM Re: short story  
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...After hours of listening to the numbing music,the troll escaped and burned the tape in the fire he made using the stump...

#156179 - 08/19/03 09:10 AM Re: short story  
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I ran after the escaped troll, tackled him, and pummeled him with my stump until it was numb. I then restrained him with duct tape, lashing him to a nearby palapa post.

#156180 - 08/19/03 11:01 AM Re: short story  
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I am really fascinated with pseudo-marionette shows.


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#156181 - 08/19/03 01:49 PM Re: short story  
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the numb stump was propped up with tape...or...once upon a time a young man came limping on a bloody stump up to the ice cream shop wanting a banana split, the curvy girl made one then said, "do you want some tape and gauze for that?", he said, "No, i would like a milk shake please", she said, "all that ice cream is gonna make your brain go numb", he said, "i don't want any more ice cream, just jump up and down"

#156182 - 08/19/03 06:48 PM Re: short story  
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romantic stories always get to me......

#156183 - 08/19/03 07:12 PM Re: short story  
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Thank God for men smile

#156184 - 08/19/03 07:57 PM Re: short story  
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Some men desperatly need new hobbies.


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