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#156295 - 08/16/03 09:07 AM Robin Williams Peace Plan  
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Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
 
Robin Williams' Plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone, we don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go  somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.   

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan........

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
"You want a piece of me?"

#156296 - 08/16/03 09:34 AM Re: Robin Williams Peace Plan  
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I just shared that one with a few... thanks smile

#156297 - 08/16/03 09:47 AM Re: Robin Williams Peace Plan  
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That calls for an "AMEN" , brothers and sisters


Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
#156298 - 08/16/03 01:17 PM Re: Robin Williams Peace Plan  
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I read that one on the internet some time back....but it's still the BEST plan for peace we've heard of!

#156299 - 08/16/03 10:59 PM Re: Robin Williams Peace Plan  
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I love it!


Love is a many splendid thing and food runs a close second.
#156300 - 08/17/03 08:54 AM Re: Robin Williams Peace Plan  
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Right On!!!! laugh

#156301 - 08/17/03 03:09 PM Re: Robin Williams Peace Plan  
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Sounds like Robin is back on drugs!!


Gone fishing!!
#156302 - 08/17/03 04:54 PM Re: Robin Williams Peace Plan  
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I agree with Bill!

#156303 - 08/17/03 04:56 PM Re: Robin Williams Peace Plan  
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When this first hit the internet a few months back, it was credited to George Carlin.

#156304 - 08/17/03 05:26 PM Re: Robin Williams Peace Plan  
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I think I recollect it that way too, Diane smile

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