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Conspiracy or a lone eggman? #156814
09/07/03 06:18 PM
09/07/03 06:18 PM
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i thought this was funny....
about the california governors race:

Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
RECALL MADNESS
By Roy Rivenburg, Times Staff Writer

As a stunned nation grieves over the tragic egging of Arnold Schwarzenegger at Cal State Long Beach this week, wild rumors are swirling about what really happened.

FBI and USDA investigators insist the egg was hurled by a lone assailant on the sixth floor of the university's bookstore. But several witnesses claim there was a second egg thrower on a grassy knoll along Schwarzenegger's path.

A report by the Warren Buffett Commission rejected the second eggman theory, but critics remain skeptical. After watching Channel 9 News broadcasts in which the assault was replayed in slow motion and from different angles, they ridiculed the Buffett Report's conclusion that a "magic egg" bounced off three other people before hitting Schwarzenegger.

"Clearly, there was a second egg lobber, and clearly there is a conspiracy to cover it up," said director Oliver Stone, who is planning a movie about the attack. "This was a left-wing power grab. Like most Californians, I was shocked when it happened. I think people will always remember what they were doing when they first heard the tragic news."

In a related story, Green Party candidate Peter Camejo has called for mandatory background checks on anyone attempting to buy "deadly shell-encased chicken embryos."

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? #156815
09/07/03 06:19 PM
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hahahaha, that was too good Marty, thanks! laugh

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? #156816
09/07/03 06:45 PM
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It's funny unless you have to live in this state and put up with all the nonsense! :rolleyes:
It is almost to much to deal with... lol

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? #156817
09/07/03 10:09 PM
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do you suppose after the lone assailant is caught and imprisoned, that we will next read about him getting viciously egged while confined?

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? #156818
09/08/03 04:35 AM
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Nah, getting egged while imprisioned? Nah, noway.. our prisons are the best... unless... hmmmm... I would double security when they decide to move him, especially in the garage...

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? #156819
09/08/03 05:32 AM
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Yeah, this pretty damn funny, unless of course, you're Maria Shriver, and have a family link to the actual events of the parody.


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Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? #156820
09/08/03 05:57 AM
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why, DP, you have a sensitive side!

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? #156821
09/08/03 06:01 AM
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Digging really deep, dogie!!


Gone fishing!!
Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? #156822
09/08/03 06:03 AM
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sounds like the Kennedy assination...
Prelude to a murder eek

Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman? #156823
09/08/03 06:05 AM
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Oh crap, there goes my intellect smile

Hush up Pedro..

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