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#156814 - 09/07/03 06:18 PM Conspiracy or a lone eggman?  
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i thought this was funny....
about the california governors race:

Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
RECALL MADNESS
By Roy Rivenburg, Times Staff Writer

As a stunned nation grieves over the tragic egging of Arnold Schwarzenegger at Cal State Long Beach this week, wild rumors are swirling about what really happened.

FBI and USDA investigators insist the egg was hurled by a lone assailant on the sixth floor of the university's bookstore. But several witnesses claim there was a second egg thrower on a grassy knoll along Schwarzenegger's path.

A report by the Warren Buffett Commission rejected the second eggman theory, but critics remain skeptical. After watching Channel 9 News broadcasts in which the assault was replayed in slow motion and from different angles, they ridiculed the Buffett Report's conclusion that a "magic egg" bounced off three other people before hitting Schwarzenegger.

"Clearly, there was a second egg lobber, and clearly there is a conspiracy to cover it up," said director Oliver Stone, who is planning a movie about the attack. "This was a left-wing power grab. Like most Californians, I was shocked when it happened. I think people will always remember what they were doing when they first heard the tragic news."

In a related story, Green Party candidate Peter Camejo has called for mandatory background checks on anyone attempting to buy "deadly shell-encased chicken embryos."

#156815 - 09/07/03 06:19 PM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?  
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hahahaha, that was too good Marty, thanks! laugh

#156816 - 09/07/03 06:45 PM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?  
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It's funny unless you have to live in this state and put up with all the nonsense! :rolleyes:
It is almost to much to deal with... lol

#156817 - 09/07/03 10:09 PM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?  
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do you suppose after the lone assailant is caught and imprisoned, that we will next read about him getting viciously egged while confined?

#156818 - 09/08/03 04:35 AM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?  
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Nah, getting egged while imprisioned? Nah, noway.. our prisons are the best... unless... hmmmm... I would double security when they decide to move him, especially in the garage...

#156819 - 09/08/03 05:32 AM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?  
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Yeah, this pretty damn funny, unless of course, you're Maria Shriver, and have a family link to the actual events of the parody.


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#156820 - 09/08/03 05:57 AM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?  
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why, DP, you have a sensitive side!

#156821 - 09/08/03 06:01 AM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?  
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Digging really deep, dogie!!


Gone fishing!!
#156822 - 09/08/03 06:03 AM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?  
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sounds like the Kennedy assination...
Prelude to a murder eek

#156823 - 09/08/03 06:05 AM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?  
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Oh crap, there goes my intellect smile

Hush up Pedro..

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