Doctor Dave made love with one of his patients and felt
guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he
couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring
voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the
first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.
And you're single.

Just let it go."

But invariably the another voice would bring him back to
reality, whispering....

"Dave, you're a vet."

GAK!