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A Two-part Joke #157392
09/25/03 12:46 PM
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How do you get a witch pregnant?

Re: A Two-part Joke #157393
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I'll check with my father-in-law and see how he did it. :rolleyes:


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Re: A Two-part Joke #157394
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Forget it now. I can't top that one. Your riposte was far funnier than my parry.

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Bobber, that was definately a touche!!! To funny...... especially since I have the same sentiments... You win the prize. laugh

Re: A Two-part Joke #157396
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I'm going to venture an answer, you have to have sex with the witch to get her pregnant.


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09/25/03 03:26 PM
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Precisely Dogmatic, now by the same thinking, how come Stevie Wonder cannot read?

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You can't get a witch pregnant, cause male witches have Holloweenies! laugh

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Joe, the answer to that question is based on Stevie Wonder's ethnicity and isn't appropriate.


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You ask the man that cannot see.

Re: A Two-part Joke #157401
09/26/03 09:34 AM
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Joe?

Dogmatic ... it has nothing to do with ethnicity ... it's because he went to SFASU!

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