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#157392 - 09/25/03 12:46 PM A Two-part Joke  

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How do you get a witch pregnant?

#157393 - 09/25/03 01:01 PM Re: A Two-part Joke  
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I'll check with my father-in-law and see how he did it. :rolleyes:


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#157394 - 09/25/03 01:16 PM Re: A Two-part Joke  

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Forget it now. I can't top that one. Your riposte was far funnier than my parry.

#157395 - 09/25/03 02:57 PM Re: A Two-part Joke  
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Bobber, that was definately a touche!!! To funny...... especially since I have the same sentiments... You win the prize. laugh

#157396 - 09/25/03 03:19 PM Re: A Two-part Joke  
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I'm going to venture an answer, you have to have sex with the witch to get her pregnant.


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#157397 - 09/25/03 03:26 PM Re: A Two-part Joke  

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Precisely Dogmatic, now by the same thinking, how come Stevie Wonder cannot read?

#157398 - 09/25/03 09:08 PM Re: A Two-part Joke  
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You can't get a witch pregnant, cause male witches have Holloweenies! laugh

#157399 - 09/26/03 05:49 AM Re: A Two-part Joke  
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Joe, the answer to that question is based on Stevie Wonder's ethnicity and isn't appropriate.


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#157400 - 09/26/03 07:14 AM Re: A Two-part Joke  
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You ask the man that cannot see.

#157401 - 09/26/03 09:34 AM Re: A Two-part Joke  

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Joe?

Dogmatic ... it has nothing to do with ethnicity ... it's because he went to SFASU!

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