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#15749 - 08/01/02 08:38 AM Barrier Reef to be sold  
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I do not usually divuldge my business dealings, but in this case I think the exception is in order. With the Belize Goverment privitizing and selling off all they can, I have been informed by good sources that I have received first right of refusal to purchase the Barrier Reef and I intend to exercise that right. So be very careful how you address me and what names you call me, because unless you are FOB ( friend of By ), you will not be allowed to dive, fish or snorkle on my reef, the soon to be "By's Reef". Not to be confused with "good by reef" as I intend to only use 20% of it.

#15750 - 08/01/02 08:52 AM Re: Barrier Reef to be sold  
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Can I have 2% of that 20% to open a "Reef Top Bar"? I'll call it the "By-Bar" !!

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#15751 - 08/01/02 08:56 AM Re: Barrier Reef to be sold  
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Your right again, Enigma. I thought it to be a bargain. I even got to use Belize dollars to buy it.

#15752 - 08/01/02 09:03 AM Re: Barrier Reef to be sold  
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Your way ahead of the rest, Enigma. I have plans to offer shares to those looking to make a pristine investment in Belize. I just have to develope my marketing scam. Someone else already is using "eco-friendly" and I am not sure "By-friendly" will be as successful. Oh, the covenants would restrict your bar to being a "topless bar".

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#15753 - 08/01/02 09:41 AM Re: Barrier Reef to be sold  
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Bywarren you are the greatest, never leave us, please please.
You are to be admired, having spend 30 years in Belize and still having a great insight and sense of humor. You tickle my funny bone, and provoke my thinking all at the same time.
Oh cut me in for a % of

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#15754 - 08/01/02 09:51 AM Re: Barrier Reef to be sold  
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Be careful By. You don't want to p*** off the Scub lady or the german chick.

#15755 - 08/01/02 09:53 AM Re: Barrier Reef to be sold  
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You made my day.............funniest yet.
Keep up the good humor.

I'll buy, by.

#15756 - 08/01/02 10:20 AM Re: Barrier Reef to be sold  
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By - maybe we can finance that for you??? And you could charge people to cross the reef by selling them a BYpass. But you would probably not let ScubaLady or munichchick inside the reef so that would make them Bygones (and we should always let bygones be bygones...). And we should probably name the channel they would take through the reef BYtheWay. (Forgive me folks, banker humor) Thinking of you, By, and considering having a Whitey's for lunch in your honor.

#15757 - 08/01/02 10:25 AM Re: Barrier Reef to be sold  
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Too funny!

I can see it's going to be one of those days! [Linked Image]

Scubaldy and Munichchick please don't take offense. One day the two of you WILL find your niche in Belize. I believe that whole heartedly because I can see both of you want it bad enough and both of you have the best intentions.

Trust me, when you finally get here and have been here for a year or two you will know exactly why we feel the need to poke fun at the way things are handled here.
Sometimes if you don't laugh, you will lose your mind. LOL It's almost comical at times.

All my best to you,

#15758 - 08/01/02 10:28 AM Re: Barrier Reef to be sold  
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Hmmmm...Let me think about that topless bar thing.

I was going to approach Fido's about buying into their topless bar. I saw [#%!] flying everywhere there the other night.
I didn't realize that it had become a topless bar....LOL

I think you better offer me a better deal than they can come up with!

Let the dealing begin!


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