Sorry guys I travelled to Abuja capital of Nigeria to monitor the laying of the underground cable for the 8th all African games.
Is there any one that can give an invitation letter so as to make my holiday visa application easier.

Why don't you ask captjeff; he's a serious guy, and is well resprected over here. He can act a little funny sometimes but he's got a heart of gold - he'll help you!!

The invitation letter (if it is for Belize and not the U.S.) probably needs to come from a Belizean citizen or someone with permanent residency.

tulampa ,the capt can get you a beer ,a nice lady,a and good dinner , but no invation I am a belizian want a be ??so my cousin the short was not accurate the good things he said about the capt.was so true ,but only a belizian can hook you up ,and I think that could be a problem as most folks just will not do that unless they know you are for real ????and not a belizian snowbubble ?????? and if you are for real ????? the best of luck to ya ..if not I hope your rhino horn falls off ...

and nothing hurts more than a fallen-off rhino horn

klcman ya got that right,it is the poor soul who loses his horn ,thats got to hurt especially a large horn ...no horn ,no horny .a fate worst then death ...

TULAMPA

i can help you but first I need a little favour.My dear departed overseer died a couple of years ago and before he died he telephoned me and told me that he was leaving 20 million dollars in a safe underneath his kitchen floor -if you would be kind enough to retrieve this for me I am prepared to pay you 20% of the total when you deliver here in Belize where I will deliver as many ladies of the reputation that you so desperately seek look forward to hearing from you soonest.
pedro

captjeff, I´m so disappointed; as your cousin I know you can help poor, poor Tumpala. What does he have to do? Start another subject "CAPTJEFF YOU GIVE ME NOW"?

Don´t give up Tumpala!

Short

short you make me feel so guilty .I will try to come up with something ?????? no pain no gain ..will call my attorney joe snowbubble and let him try to do something !!!!he is never at a lost for words ,if you get my drift .....he will invent something he knows everything ...

IMHO, if you don't want "snowbubbles" on the board again, stop mentioning him. You know he is probably lurking (it IS addictive after all!). Let's not provoke him any further. He is bound to defend himself if you keep referring to him.