3 Gossipy women said the following tonight
A vacancy is open for any man who possesses any ten (10) and up of the following qualifications (in no specific order):
1-Kind
2-disease free
3-clean (no bad odours)
4-teeth- clean, healthy
5-not on medication for sexual dysfunction
6-intelligent (preferably with brain)
7-employed or have income from family
8-drug free-alcohol ok-history of marijuana okay, no hard core drugs
9-manners
10- children are negotiable
11-not married
12-has been shaving for at least 10 years
13- sense of humour
14-promiscuity negotiable
15-Living in San Pedro or frequent visitor-
16-Over past relationships