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3 Gossipy women said the following tonight

A vacancy is open for any man who possesses any ten (10) and up of the following qualifications (in no specific order):

1-Kind
2-disease free
3-clean (no bad odours)
4-teeth- clean, healthy
5-not on medication for sexual dysfunction
6-intelligent (preferably with brain)
7-employed or have income from family
8-drug free-alcohol ok-history of marijuana okay, no hard core drugs
9-manners
10- children are negotiable
11-not married
12-has been shaving for at least 10 years
13- sense of humour
14-promiscuity negotiable
15-Living in San Pedro or frequent visitor-
16-Over past relationships

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Guess thats lets you out

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I'm 16 out of 16. I must be living in the wrong country.

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Promiscuity is not negotiable: especially considering the signs I saw regarding AIDS testing in EVERY establishment I went in. Sorry, but that needs to be known.

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Sorry, that was kind of an afterthought. Thanks, KLA

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Rather than "promiscuity" negotiable... I prefer "experienced negotiable" Oh... and "nympho experience" is also acceptable! eek

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I think one should find out who the women were!!!!

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It's not that I'm judgemental; but I am NOT promiscuous! I'm just a serial monogamist.

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NYgal shaking head, why does any of this matter confused

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Kathy - Does this mean one person at a time?
NYGAL-As usual your sense of humour left!

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