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News Flash! #161491
02/24/04 10:45 AM
02/24/04 10:45 AM
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Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition and Louella has been charged with a misdewiener.

Re: News Flash! #161492
02/27/04 10:09 AM
02/27/04 10:09 AM
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LAPORTE, TX, USA
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maybe the target was very small

Re: News Flash! #161493
02/27/04 10:54 AM
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Even though that was a sympathy reply to my dieing thread, I still appreciate it wink

Re: News Flash! #161494
02/27/04 01:17 PM
02/27/04 01:17 PM
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Chris...FYI

When I first read your joke I thought it was funny enough to send it off to some of my friends.

There are very few times when I burst out laughing out loud when I read a joke and yours made me do that.

For some reason or another, I thought it was hilarious.

Re: News Flash! #161495
02/27/04 01:37 PM
02/27/04 01:37 PM
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Hey yat, are you a guy? guys always laugh at wiener jokes. now i lmao at the "no tern unstoned" joke. i am debating whether or not to tell it at the next audubon meeting.

Re: News Flash! #161496
02/27/04 04:02 PM
02/27/04 04:02 PM
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hehe I knew somebody out there besides me would get a chuckle, but it is probably a guy joke. I made the mistake of telling it to a woman and she just rolled her eyes at me and then later said her dad would probably like it...which to her is not a compliment, but an insult. eek


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