Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had set their new wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania And bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
and put away.
The second man had married a woman from West Virginia. He bragged
that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was
clean, the dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted
that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes
washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And
this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't
see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third
day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of
his left eye!
Got to love Texas Women!