I see there is a "For woman only" thread so I thought it only appropriate for us men to have one also. If you are a woman please do not follow this link because you will be pretty pissed off at me. Also I think there is a hell of a shot that Marty will shit-can this thread along with me, but hell here goes anyway.
You know how sometimes you clean and clean your computer screen and you just can't get rid or those annoying smudges? Most computer users don't realize that some of these smudges are on the inside of their screen. Well, don't worry, there's a new tool out there for you. Just go to this web site and drag your cursor. Be sure to get every part of your screen - - even the corners. I'm certain you will attest to the effectiveness of the special cleaning tool and will use it often to keep our screen in top condition. http://mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/ciagnijcycka.swf