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#164954 06/20/04 07:58 AM
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Happy Father's Day to all of the Dad's out there.

As usual, I'm sitting here trying to think of something humorous to write also but I can't think of anything, so that's it... Happy Father's Day! laugh eek

#164955 06/20/04 08:03 AM
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Happy Father's Day to you, too! Kathy

#164956 06/20/04 08:51 AM
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I have 5 kids and I figure it this way.

3 in Philly:
Oldest Girl... I'll hear from at some point today
Oldest son... I might hear from him, today or tomorrow
Youngest son... I won't hear from at all

Two Daughters in Texas... they stayed overnight so they had no choice. laugh

#164957 06/20/04 08:56 AM
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"Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. Think about your father: He doesn't know where anything is. You ask him to do something, he messes it up and your mother sends you: "Go down and see what your father's doing before he blows up the house." He's a genius at work because he doesn't want to do it, and he knows someone will be coming soon to stop him." -- Bill Cosby

Happy Fathers Day! :p

#164958 06/20/04 09:28 AM
Joined: Oct 2002
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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL THE DADS. Especially mine, who is at this moment somewhere in San Pedro having too much fun.

#164959 06/20/04 12:07 PM
Miss A,
I just might have had breakfast with your Dad this morning.....

Happy Father's Day to all the great Dad's out there.... (and I do have to name a few, Zeke, Chooch, Skully, Ernie, Denver Dan....) When you talk about your kids, your eyes shine. That's the measure of a great man.

#164960 06/20/04 01:08 PM
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Thanks ibanole....Better days ahead for ya'

There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
#164961 06/20/04 02:11 PM
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Happy Fathers Day to all you wonderful Daddy's out there!

#164962 06/20/04 08:14 PM
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Happy Father's day, Denny and all....... wink

#164963 06/21/04 07:03 AM
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I have to laugh at my dad (in a nice way, not mocking), he's a computer and mechanical genius, truly, yet can not dial a phone or use the ATM, (chuckle) or match his clothes. My mom hangs his pants and shirts together on the same hanger, he just reaches in the closet and pulls something out and puts it on. That way they avoid the "Are you wearing that?" conversation, or the phrase.. "You are NOT wearing that." Moral of the story: you cant be all things to all people... I'll this open ended. His advice to men... when your wife puts you on a crazy diet and you're starving to death, don't fight about it, just go to Burger King and then hide the bags. For years my dad picked my youngest daughter up from school and took her to burger king every day, my mom couldn't understand how he could gain weight on macrobiotics.

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