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#165590 - 07/17/04 08:59 AM Eight Words with Double Meanings  
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Eight Words with Double Meanings:

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...Any part under a car's hood.
Male.......The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.......Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male.......Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.......Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.Male.......Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male.......A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.......Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female....A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

#165591 - 07/17/04 09:16 AM Re: Eight Words with Double Meanings  
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Too funny Silkpainter, and I agree with all of the above. laugh

#165592 - 07/17/04 09:22 AM Re: Eight Words with Double Meanings  
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Is this compulsory? Do I have to agree with any of it? eek

#165593 - 07/17/04 08:36 PM Re: Eight Words with Double Meanings  
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Yes and there is stiff penalties if you do not. laugh

#165594 - 07/18/04 09:27 AM Re: Eight Words with Double Meanings  
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hehehe, you said "stiff".....

#165595 - 07/19/04 07:59 AM Re: Eight Words with Double Meanings  
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omg, i am glad that it is common practice and not just david and i

#165596 - 07/19/04 10:00 AM Re: Eight Words with Double Meanings  
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Slow day in paradise? :rolleyes:

#165597 - 07/19/04 10:01 AM Re: Eight Words with Double Meanings  
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i wish i were in paradise


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