Re: Panty-rippers???
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07/23/04 10:16 PM
07/23/04 10:16 PM
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Posts: 59 Mt. Arlington, NJ
Sirena
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That's a new one on me!  I did a search online and...OMG!...I got a whole lotta porn hits. BUT...I put in the word "drink" and found someone referring to it as "your ratio choice of pineapple juice & coconut rum". Can it be so simple? Sounds good to me tho...rum is good in anything as far as I'm concerned. Sirena 
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Re: Panty-rippers???
#165686
07/24/04 10:01 AM
07/24/04 10:01 AM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 156 Florida
Everglades
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Danl & the Boop, no it's not a figment of your imagination at all. Further, you won't find the recipe in any mixed drink book or bartender's manual. Here's why. It is a secret mix accidentally developed/discovered by a Mayan bush doctor to help one suffering from constipation. Well, it not only worked well, but due to the fermented birds of paradise leaves used in his concoction, extraordinary amounts of gas developed in the user's lower intestine. Obviously, this is a condition that has only one solution, albeit, noisy. However, in addition to being noisy, the resulting BOOM left the barrel at better than 4,800 feet per second. Now, as most of you know, that exceeds the muzzel velocity of most modern day weaponry. In other words, that amounts to one hellava blast. It didn't take long for yesteryears Mayan to slip into their oldest panties before seeing ole doctor bush for their constipation medication. Why ruin a good pair? Unfortunately, the ole doc died without giving anyone his secret formula. Though many claim to be mixing the real McCoy, they are not. Show me one pair of ripped panties caused by the Panty-rippers drink and I'll show you a bartender that is slipping beans in the mix.
gforrest.imageculture.com
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Re: Panty-rippers???
#165687
07/24/04 01:07 PM
07/24/04 01:07 PM
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Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 264 Cornwall Ontario Canada
Danl & the Boop
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Oh my Gawd; This is the first time I ever used the term R.O.F.L.M.A.O., but Everglades that is just tooooo much. Thanks. :p Sirena; This sounds more familiar to me, I never thought to try that approach, I will now. Thanks for brightening up my day!! Dan'l
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Re: Panty-rippers???
#165689
07/24/04 01:24 PM
07/24/04 01:24 PM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 156 Florida
Everglades
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You're welcome D&B, glad you got a laugh from it.
Sirena, about those "porn hits" you got while searching for the Pantie ripper's formula, hopefully, you didn't dally there when they popped up. Tell me it isn't so.
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Re: Panty-rippers???
#165691
07/24/04 02:05 PM
07/24/04 02:05 PM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 156 Florida
Everglades
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Kat. You'll have the old bush doc turning over in his grave talking like that,........... but with one hellava smile on his face.
gforrest.imageculture.com
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Re: Panty-rippers???
#165693
07/24/04 02:25 PM
07/24/04 02:25 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 8,880 Canada
seashell
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Kat, you use White Caribbean Rum in your panty-rippers instead of Coconut Rum? I've only ever had them with the Coconut Rum.
On the other hand, we have made them with other fruitjuices than just pineapple juice too. Also nice.
A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?
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