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#165783 - 07/26/04 08:10 AM MONDAY MORNING FUNNY  
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Subject: Religious Golf

Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were out playing
golf one day.

Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It
landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a
water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water
parted and it rolled to the other side safe and

Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice
long one directly toward the same water trap. It
landed directly in the center of the pond and kind
of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked
out on the pond and chipped it up onto the green.

The old, bearded man gets up and sort of randomly
whacks the ball. It heads out over the fence and into
oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounces off a
truck and hits a nearby tree. From there it bounces
onto the roof of a nearby shack and rolls down into
the gutter, down the down spout, out onto the fairway
and right toward the aforementioned pond.

On the way to the pond, it hits a little stone and
bounces out over the water and onto a lily pad where
it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog
jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into
his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and
grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over
the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped
the ball that then bounced right into the hole for a
beautiful hole in one.

Moses then turned to Jesus and said, 'I hate playing
with your Dad.'

#165784 - 07/26/04 10:54 AM Re: MONDAY MORNING FUNNY  
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And the moral of the story is that Jesus is a cheat. He hit his ball twice before everybody had a chance to tee-off. :rolleyes:

#165785 - 07/26/04 12:28 PM Re: MONDAY MORNING FUNNY  
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WOW you must have a super shield that blocks random lightning bolts!!!

#165786 - 07/26/04 01:18 PM Re: MONDAY MORNING FUNNY  
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Only the good die young wink

#165787 - 07/27/04 12:00 AM Re: MONDAY MORNING FUNNY  
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Chris' statement is proof that God does not cheat. For he gave us a free will and did not make us robots.

#165788 - 07/27/04 04:13 PM Re: MONDAY MORNING FUNNY  
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Gay and David,
I thought it was a great Monday morning reading. It does put faith in people who can share a really good story and have a little fun doing it.
Thanks for sharing it.

#165789 - 07/29/04 10:27 AM Re: MONDAY MORNING FUNNY  
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I want to play with g-d!

Grace DeVita
#165790 - 07/30/04 09:19 AM Re: MONDAY MORNING FUNNY  
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vicki will let you play with dee o gee

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