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Re: Joke Thread #166728
12/04/04 08:00 PM
12/04/04 08:00 PM
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Florida, US
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While a friend was attending a Law course, the 'Audi alteram parten' rule was explained to them. Translated, it means "To hear the other party". After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer asked if anyone didn't understand the rule.

Responded one man, "My wife."

Re: Joke Thread #166729
12/05/04 12:08 PM
12/05/04 12:08 PM
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California
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Re: Cat and woman photo tangent. In my humble opinion this looks made up.
1. The cat is in focus and the woman is slightly out as I would expect, but the lamp behind her is too sharp for the “depth of field” focused on the cat.
2. The flash exposure on the cat and woman look normal, but the lamp is putting off too much light for this short flash exposure.

Re: Joke Thread #166730
12/05/04 04:00 PM
12/05/04 04:00 PM
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Indianapolis, IN, USA
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I suspected it was made up too, but if it is I can't figure out how they did it. I zoomed in on it myself and the edges around the cat and women look perfect. Also check out the reflection of the cat and women in the window. it matches nicely. At this point I would suspect that Silk is right, a small woman and big cat making the cat look enormous.

Here is a bad fake:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blgiantcat2.htm

And here is my favorite smile

[Linked Image]

Re: Joke Thread #166731
12/05/04 05:00 PM
12/05/04 05:00 PM
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Rockport, Maine
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I agreee Chris, it bears no obvious signs of manipulation. Not only are you correct about the window reflections, but the shadow of the cats front paw is highlighted perfectly just above her left hip as is her right elbow on the back wall. The table lamp doesn;t bother me at all.

The animal is definitely in the arms of a petite lady.


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Re: Joke Thread #166732
12/06/04 07:30 AM
12/06/04 07:30 AM
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Posts: 4,268
Bellaire, Tx. and the World
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Speaking of fakes... the picture above of the cat in the dining room is an obvious fake. C'mon people, just look at it. How do I know it's fake? Now who in their right mind would paint their walls a crappy yellow with green trim? Plus there is nothing on display in the china closet. Good try Chris but you can't pull anything over on me. eek

Re: Joke Thread #166733
12/06/04 07:43 AM
12/06/04 07:43 AM
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The Buckeye State, USA
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A bunch of guys way too obsessed with that ladies....cat. Now why doesn't that surprise me?
Wow, Denny, you are sharp! laugh

Re: Joke Thread #166734
12/06/04 12:15 PM
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ChrisW Offline OP
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Denny you caught me that picture has been modified... Here is the original 100% authentic one:

Re: Joke Thread #166735
12/06/04 02:10 PM
12/06/04 02:10 PM
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Rockport, Maine
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OMG - and I thought I was imagining things a few nights ago............too funny!


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Re: Joke Thread #166736
12/06/04 02:17 PM
12/06/04 02:17 PM
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Posts: 4,268
Bellaire, Tx. and the World
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Chris, sorry... you gotta get up pretty early in the morning to fool me. Take a close look at the banjo... notice anything? Like for instance the banjo is turned around... and another little tidbit... it has no strings. Obviously another crappy cut and paste job. eek

Re: Joke Thread #166737
12/06/04 03:00 PM
12/06/04 03:00 PM
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The kitty is in a doll house

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