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Re: from DENNY SHANE #168022
10/07/04 01:22 PM
10/07/04 01:22 PM

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Malibu - no ex wives or girlfriends lurking around are there?

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. He wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his new lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place. His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone at the apartment to pack up her things. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents; carpets were steam cleaned; air fresheners were hung everywhere. They even moved out for a few days while exterminators came in to set off gas canisters. In the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet. Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home ...including the curtain rods.

Re: from DENNY SHANE #168023
10/07/04 01:23 PM
10/07/04 01:23 PM
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 1,337
HOUSTON TX
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:rolleyes: Duuuuuh

So here is the ending to the story:

Finally, after hours of searching the house, Mr Gouto discovered in the wee hours of Tuesday morning that our IRS records from 1993 (I meticulously keep years and years of records) had sprouted and started growing babies. Mr Gouto said these are 'trebles', same ones as on Star Trek in about 1975 or so. Only when they are sprouted from IRS records they give off a horrendous odor.

Whoda thunk?

Re: from DENNY SHANE #168024
10/07/04 03:51 PM
10/07/04 03:51 PM
Joined: Jun 2004
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HOUSTON TX
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Denny:

I went back on this board to 10-03. There was a guy (had to be a guy) on there named MOOSE. Good God he seems like a psycho. Has he been banned or something?

Psycho/MOOSE: if you live in Texas I'm outta here.

Re: from DENNY SHANE #168025
10/07/04 04:05 PM
10/07/04 04:05 PM
Joined: Sep 2002
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Beautiful San Marcos, Texas
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I could tell ya but I ain't gonna start it up all over again.


Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
Re: from DENNY SHANE #168026
10/07/04 04:57 PM
10/07/04 04:57 PM
Joined: Oct 2002
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He ain't no Texan, no worries.

Re: from DENNY SHANE #168027
10/07/04 05:11 PM
10/07/04 05:11 PM
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Bellaire, Tx. and the World
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A lot of my close friends are psychos. Right Ernie? eek

Re: from DENNY SHANE #168028
10/07/04 05:16 PM
10/07/04 05:16 PM
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Beautiful San Marcos, Texas
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I better think about that answer also. eek


Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
Re: from DENNY SHANE #168029
10/08/04 08:47 AM
10/08/04 08:47 AM
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OK, well I guess the only info I'm going to get on psycho boy is that he does not live in Texas.

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