Hello All, I see there are a few board members from the Denver area. I am always looking for folks to help transport a bag or two to Ambergris Caye from the Denver area. As you all know everything is expensive from Denver, including air freight! If you are interested please email me. The bags are usually just used clothing. Thanks!

Did you let anyone pack your bag for you?

Has this bag been out of your site since you packed it?

Do you really know what is in this bag?

I haven't been asked those questions in 2 yrs!

Hmm, I've been asked those questions this year. Well, except for the last question.

I have... every single time.

Was taking off from Barcelona to Houston roughly 12 yrs ago and they freaked out because I had a hairdryer in my suitcase. These 2 airport employees kept 'communicating' to each other with dumb-not-all-there expressions back and forth. Never did figure out what the problem was but they let me on.

Going through check in I got pulled aside and asked if I had a large quantity of batteries in my backpack. When I said I didn't have any batteries, security was called to assist with the search. Instead of just opening my backpack, the three men described several "long tube-like items" and proceeded to grill me on what they were. It took me about 60 seconds to realize they were asking about the tampons I was carrying. Boy did they turn red!

OK OK, since you told that story.......

My carry-on was stopped as it was going thru the x-ray. They backed it up, sent it through again and then one more time. (they's thorough here in Houston) Anyway, the woman looking at it asked me if she could search the bag. Yes... She started taking everything out, inspecting everything, searching, searching... "Oh" she proclaimed, shouting very loudly to the security person holding my shoes at the end of the line.."I found it. Gas pills". "Here you go ma'am, Thank You."

That should serve as a reminder to stay upwind when the Beano tablets are running low. Thanks for the "heads up".

Sorry, couldn't help myself. It's been a bit slow in the commode business lately.

CC

That's OK Choo Choo. It's a bit slow in my business lately as well. Funny how we all bitch when it's slow and we bitch when it's busy. :rolleyes:

Are you really in the commode business? If you are, I would think it would still be busy...