"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, and shouting "Holy crap......What a ride!"

the length of a minute is dependent upon whether you are on the inside of the bathroom door or the outside.

"The value of an item depends on whether you are buying it or selling it".

BUT WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE? :p

honey, come on down here to houston and we can get some more

Oh Gay! Are you going to come to SP with me? We could make it a special rum searching expedition. I'm sure David wouldn't mind too much (if you promise him not to dance nekkid on the pier).

i am holding my arm out

will someone pls twist it, pls, pls

Twist.....I wanna go too!!!!!! C

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

getting there with class ,is grand .. to do that you must mix living the dream ,and shop till you drop.with party your butt off, with to die with all the toys is to win ????..thats a powerful mission statment on life...