Due to increasing products liability litigation, Bowen/Belikin beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers in order for Belikin Beers to be exported:
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a complete idiot.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.