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BS #172574
01/24/05 09:26 AM
01/24/05 09:26 AM
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A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet poodle along for company. One day, the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long the poodle discovers that he is lost.



So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.



The poodle thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."



Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That poodle nearly had me."



Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.



But the poodle saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."



Now the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?"



But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet...and just when they get close enough to hear, the poodle says....



"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"



SOMETIMES BS AND BRILLIANCE ARE THE SAME

Re: BS #172575
01/24/05 09:30 AM
01/24/05 09:30 AM
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 115
Georgia USA
f095 Offline OP
 
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I meant for this to go on the joke thread. Oh well

Re: BS #172576
01/24/05 12:00 PM
01/24/05 12:00 PM
Joined: Apr 2000
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