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Friday news round-up #172769
02/04/05 03:50 PM
02/04/05 03:50 PM
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Catatonic Motivator Offline OP
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Well, it's been quite a week of news for SP, some of the biggest being the big protest march scheduled for tomorrow afternoon.

Tiger Woods is scheduled to lead the Belikin Calendar Girls on a semi-peaceful, possibly topless, parade from the Lions Club down to the dump and back and everyone is encouraged to attend. Take a chicken along to feed the wildlife along the way.

The protest is to galvanize solidarity among roving unions and will be immediately followed by a machete-throwing contest on the beach somewhere near Cholo's...or Crazy Canuck's, depending on where the march finishes up.

In other news, Capt. Jeff's new Pepto-Bistro is scheduled to open right on time, several weeks later than planned. The menu boasts a fruit-skin salad and Barracuda bisque, along with the monster lobster platter. Reservations are always advised. We know we have them.

The government of the week has announced a no-tax initiative for all ex-pat artists and disgruntled political extremists that promises...well, not much. However, it should provide excellent economic impact for the coffee house and internet cafes on the island. Capt. Jeff's will also provide a free salad with every vegan entree ordered by the new island residents.

Paisano Enterprises, LLC, has announced plans to build the world's largest, shallow-water cruise ship pier, tied right at the end of Fido's dock. Once the reef has been dynamited for a mile each side of the location for the new pier, work will begin on cutting down all the trees on AC, lashing them together and pointing them east. All residents are encouraged to plant more trees in anticipation of ongoing expansion of the Paisano project.

Related to the new pier, Ramon's has announced that they will be expanding all of their rooms by approximately one-half square foot each, effectively doubling the capacity of some of their suites.

Barry Bowen announced that he has sold his bottling operations to Miller Brewing Company. They plan to raze the Belikin plant and begin importing Miller Genuine Draft from their plant in Hayville, GA as AC's new brew of choice.

And on a final note, all the restaurants that used to be any good have traded ownership with the lousy ones and the list of "where to eat" should be according adjusted. Antojitos is now closed for breakfast...for all you know.

That's all the news that is news. Kind of. wink

* I Go Pogo *
Re: Friday news round-up #172770
02/04/05 03:53 PM
02/04/05 03:53 PM
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 2,364
you couldn't even give the san pedro social club a lil plug??? surely we are newsworthy.

Re: Friday news round-up #172771
02/04/05 03:57 PM
02/04/05 03:57 PM
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 4,001
New Jersey/sanpedro
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lol.all the news thats fit to do have a gift and flair with the words think I wet myself..

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Re: Friday news round-up #172772
02/04/05 04:02 PM
02/04/05 04:02 PM
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Catatonic Motivator Offline OP
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Except for this, just in:

The San Pedro Social Club announced the semi-opening of their new web site at At least we're pretty sure that's it. Seems the president, Ernie "Which Way Did I Go?" B. has given several versions of the address, blaming his stumbling about on a bad jar of mayonnaise.

It's well worth a visit. You can join the club, pay your dues, make a donation, purchase raffle tickets, get directions to the partee (just kiddin' 'bout that one) and see pictures of people you'd never be caught dead with unless you were blindingly inebriated.

Glad I didn't forget about that.

And that, dear readers, is a wrap.

* I Go Pogo *
Re: Friday news round-up #172773
02/04/05 04:17 PM
02/04/05 04:17 PM
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 2,364
yellow journalism, no pee pee pun intended for capt jeff.

& i wanted to be president (in a whining voice while stomping my foot very hard)

you don't have to be BLINDLY inebriated to stand us. give us a try, come on. you can stand us. we are a damn fun croud.

Re: Friday news round-up #172774
02/04/05 04:29 PM
02/04/05 04:29 PM
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Catatonic Motivator Offline OP
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I was just hoping I'd spelled "drunk" correctly. I'm not going to try ini...inne...oh, whatever...again.

Isn't yellow journalism what you get from reading really old newspapers?

* I Go Pogo *
Re: Friday news round-up #172775
02/04/05 05:26 PM
02/04/05 05:26 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 381
Savannah, GA USA
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The ones the dogs used

Re: Friday news round-up #172776
02/04/05 05:44 PM
02/04/05 05:44 PM
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 11,044
Rockport, Maine
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Reef Ransom has been found!

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Re: Friday news round-up #172777
02/04/05 06:38 PM
02/04/05 06:38 PM
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 39
Denver CO USA
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any chance tiger is bring his new wife (topless)and that they will remember to clear customs?

Re: Friday news round-up #172778
02/04/05 07:13 PM
02/04/05 07:13 PM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,057
South Texas
Chloe Offline
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Congrats to Reef Cat, you sure know how to scratch out the news. Read like truth to me.

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