Where is our grand, funky Captain Jeff? He's not showed up at any partees lately, never even RSVP'd to din-din. Sure hope he doesn't have another bout of food poisoning (which was the first thread I remember participating in (shame shame ending a sentence with a prep).
Nya-har, Pi-arity, avast me hearties, we should look seaward for our friend. Ernie, you're among the missing. Where's our captain (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)?