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AP wire>Hollywood, California...Today shareholders of the BHL were informed that all promised investments from the "Central American Millionaires Only" seminar were diverted to Panama. They invested huge amounts of working capital into the wood burning stove and portable space heater market. BHL exalted ruler Reaper G. Reaper announced the upcoming season has been cancelled. BHL filed for Chapter 11 protection under California law. The "Governator" will review the case as soon as he gets back from lobbying Warren Buffet for a loan for the state. The BHL is lobbying Jimmy Buffet for a loan. The BHL is willing to negotiate and rename the BHL the "Parrothead HoCaye League". The "Lord Marley Cup" will remain a BHL trademark. All employees of the BHL will be kept on the payroll for another 10 minutes. The zamboni, skate sharpener and team busses are for lease. The BHL Queen remains a BHL trademark also. Just another gringo in Belize! cool

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Nooooo, it can't be!!! I've missed the 10 minute deadline to have my restaurant and bar tabs covered by expenses!!! Now I have to file for bankruptcy too eek

Hon


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there goes all my new Zamboni clothes.... frown

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Oh Noooooo.....not your Zamboni floozy dress!!! eek eek eek

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Reaper you have a great sharp mind never, stop the humor,to laugh is good ..


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Slight matter of THE TAB!!


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Our future resumes will look good.


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That was going to be my last job too laugh

Must be this one is.......grrrr wink

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Yeah the tab, and what about the cost of the photo shoot?

Nygal maybe your zamboni clothes can be used over with the soccer leaque.


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Just ran into Peter Poklington, he says if we can get the BPS going, he will invest in the BHL. So basically we have to make pigs fly!! laugh


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