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A joke for Friday #180600
06/24/05 09:34 AM
06/24/05 09:34 AM
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Posts: 345
Baltimore, MD, USA
Seachange Offline OP
Seachange  Offline OP
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The
guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his
head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner
to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And
you're single. Just let it go.."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,


"Dave.............'re a vet".

Re: A joke for Friday #180601
06/24/05 10:19 AM
06/24/05 10:19 AM
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 4,294
travelqueen Offline
travelqueen  Offline
Good one!

>Subject: monkey in a tree
>A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
>and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?" The
>monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
>So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a
>few puffs.
>After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
>drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he
>too far over and falls
>into the river.A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and
>him to the side, then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?"
>The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
>joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
>the river while taking a drink.
>The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
>finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The
>Crocodile looks up and says "hey!"
>The Monkey looks down and says....
>" much water did you drink?!!"

Re: A joke for Friday #180602
06/24/05 10:26 AM
06/24/05 10:26 AM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 4,268
Bellaire, Tx. and the World
Denny Shane Offline
Denny Shane  Offline
laugh laugh laugh cool :rolleyes: eek

Geez, I needed a good laugh this morning eek

Re: A joke for Friday #180603
06/24/05 10:29 AM
06/24/05 10:29 AM
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Posts: 1,925
papashine Offline
papashine  Offline
Thats sooooo funny laugh laugh laugh

Reality..What a concept!
Re: A joke for Friday #180604
06/24/05 10:50 AM
06/24/05 10:50 AM
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 4,001
New Jersey/sanpedro
captjeff Offline
captjeff  Offline
great can I now remeber this till sun???..

Living The Dream Every Day!
Re: A joke for Friday #180605
06/24/05 11:02 AM
06/24/05 11:02 AM
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 728
Casper, Wyoming
Wyoming Carla Offline
Wyoming Carla  Offline
Tee hee....good one indeed! laugh laugh laugh

Re: A joke for Friday #180606
06/24/05 12:36 PM
06/24/05 12:36 PM

That is tooo funny - especially if you can relate to that poor monkey . . . wink

Re: A joke for Friday #180607
06/24/05 02:12 PM
06/24/05 02:12 PM
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,123
San Pedro& Indiana
indygal Offline
indygal  Offline
smile laugh smile

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
Re: A joke for Friday #180608
06/25/05 03:01 PM
06/25/05 03:01 PM
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 577
Bayfield Ontario
PattiCake Offline
PattiCake  Offline
Ange!!!!!!! No swearing!!! That's a nice thing about this board. And don't sweat it honey. Just.... behave yourself. "teeheehee" and "oh my" work well.

Re: A joke for Friday #180609
06/25/05 03:03 PM
06/25/05 03:03 PM
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 577
Bayfield Ontario
PattiCake Offline
PattiCake  Offline
Uptight eh?

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