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#180600 06/24/05 09:34 AM
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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The
guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his
head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner
to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And
you're single. Just let it go.."


But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,


Whispering:....


"Dave.............


.................you're a vet".

#180601 06/24/05 10:19 AM
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Good one!

>Subject: monkey in a tree
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>A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
>and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?" The
>monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
>So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a
>few puffs.
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>After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
>drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he
leans
>too far over and falls
>into the river.A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and
helps
>him to the side, then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?"
>The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
>joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
>the river while taking a drink.
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>The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
>finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The
>Crocodile looks up and says "hey!"
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>The Monkey looks down and says....
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>"fuuuuuuuuck.......how much water did you drink?!!"

#180602 06/24/05 10:26 AM
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laugh laugh laugh cool :rolleyes: eek

Geez, I needed a good laugh this morning eek

#180603 06/24/05 10:29 AM
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Thats sooooo funny laugh laugh laugh


Reality..What a concept!
#180604 06/24/05 10:50 AM
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great can I now remeber this till sun???..


Living The Dream Every Day!
#180605 06/24/05 11:02 AM
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Tee hee....good one indeed! laugh laugh laugh

#180606 06/24/05 12:36 PM
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That is tooo funny - especially if you can relate to that poor monkey . . . wink

#180607 06/24/05 02:12 PM
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smile laugh smile


Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
#180608 06/25/05 03:01 PM
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Ange!!!!!!! No swearing!!! That's a nice thing about this board. And don't sweat it honey. Just.... behave yourself. "teeheehee" and "oh my" work well.

#180609 06/25/05 03:03 PM
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Uptight eh?

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