Good one!
>Subject: monkey in a tree
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>A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
>and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?" The
>monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
>So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a
>few puffs.
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>After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
>drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he
leans
>too far over and falls
>into the river.A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and
helps
>him to the side, then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?"
>The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
>joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
>the river while taking a drink.
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>The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
>finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The
>Crocodile looks up and says "hey!"
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>The Monkey looks down and says....
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>"fuuuuuuuuck.......how much water did you drink?!!"