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Re: Thurs. Funny! #183362
10/27/05 04:25 PM
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San Diego, Ca.
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Two blondes walk into a building-------you'd think one of them would see it.

Re: Thurs. Funny! #183363
10/27/05 04:56 PM
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Ontario, Canada
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Some newspaper headlines or article headlines:

* Crack Found on Governor's Daughter.
* Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.
* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.
* Iraqi Head Seeks Arms!
* Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
* Prostitutes Appeal to Pope.
* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.
* Miners Refuse to Work after Death.
* War Dims Hope for Peace.
* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
* Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge.
* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.
* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft.
* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.
* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors.
* Police Chief says "when we find prostitutes on our streets, we stay on top of them".


Newfoundlanders are the only people in heaven who want to go home.
Re: Thurs. Funny! #183364
10/27/05 08:45 PM
10/27/05 08:45 PM
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LOANSUM eek eek eek wink

(cleaning up the desk and chair now smile )

Re: Thurs. Funny! #183365
10/27/05 09:27 PM
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South Texas
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Dang.....even my dog got that one.


Dare To Deviate
Re: Thurs. Funny! #183366
10/27/05 10:21 PM
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An elderly couple was?sitting together, watching their favorite Saturday night TV program.
During one of those commercial breaks, the husband asked his wife:
"Whatever happened to our sexual relations?"
After a long thoughtful silence, the wife, during the next commercial break, replied:
"You know, I don't really know -- I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them this year."


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Re: Thurs. Funny! #183367
10/28/05 10:20 AM
10/28/05 10:20 AM
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Houston
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Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Pedro looked up again and
said "Never mind. I found one!"

Re: Thurs. Funny! #183368
10/28/05 01:08 PM
10/28/05 01:08 PM
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Denver, CO
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Quote
Originally posted by travelqueen:
Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Pedro looked up again and
said "Never mind. I found one!"
That is TOO cute. I love it !!!


"If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere"
Re: Thurs. Funny! #183369
10/29/05 02:24 AM
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I love the parking spot one!

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10/29/05 10:08 AM
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Re: Thurs. Funny! #183371
10/29/05 04:10 PM
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Bellaire, Tx. and the World
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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Fairmont Park in Philly when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. "Eagles Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.


"But I'm not a Eagles fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in Philadelphia I just assumed you were," said
the reporter and he starts writing again. "Flyers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."

"I'm not a Flyers fan either," the boy said.

"Oh, I assumed everyone in Philadelphia was either for the Eagles or
the Flyers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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