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#186825 01/12/06 05:05 PM
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Why, Why, Why

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough in the first place?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.


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#186826 01/12/06 07:50 PM
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Why does the bank, a fast food restaurant, the grocery store, costco, toll booths and airport customs have so DAMN MANY aisles...and only 3 people working them at a time????? confused

#186827 01/13/06 01:01 PM
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also:why do atms have brail(for blind people) on the numbers?

why does it take so long in the ER when theres no one else in there but you?

#186828 01/13/06 03:34 PM
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i second that.


"If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere"
#186829 01/13/06 03:49 PM
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why dontcha come over and gime me/us something to do then Kristy?


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#186830 01/13/06 03:51 PM
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SIN cause when batteries are low if you push hard on the remote it works. wink

#186831 01/13/06 03:52 PM
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Originally posted by Sir Isaac Newton:
why dontcha come over and gime me/us something to do then Kristy?
How about no laugh


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#186832 01/13/06 04:07 PM
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People, it's called cut and paste (2 seconds). took longer to read it - ha ha


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#186833 01/13/06 04:10 PM
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Cutting and pasting is SOOO last year :p


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#186834 01/13/06 04:30 PM
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The phrase is "last season" chica, it's aight tho... wink


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