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A bit of humor :-) #189137
02/01/06 10:24 AM
02/01/06 10:24 AM
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San Jose, CA USA
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SPIKED COLORED HAIR

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors; green, red, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man didn't bat an eye in his response. He replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."


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Re: A bit of humor :-) #189138
02/01/06 10:29 AM
02/01/06 10:29 AM
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Gele - this is one of my favorite jokes --- only difference I heard it was a parrot. We need more of this.


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Re: A bit of humor :-) #189139
02/01/06 03:06 PM
02/01/06 03:06 PM
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that was funny! eek

Re: A bit of humor :-) #189140
02/01/06 03:34 PM
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The best in a long time. Sounds like something I'll say someday

Re: A bit of humor :-) #189141
02/02/06 12:43 PM
02/02/06 12:43 PM
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Hollywood, FL
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Great! I needed a funny in the middle of the day!


Grace DeVita
Re: A bit of humor :-) #189142
02/03/06 11:32 AM
02/03/06 11:32 AM
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Cripple Creek, Colorado USA
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mountain Larry Offline
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How weird, I thought I was the only person who had, had sex with a peacock!

Re: A bit of humor :-) #189143
02/03/06 11:46 AM
02/03/06 11:46 AM
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haha. I saw a few kids that looked like peacocks in San Francisco yesterday! What a freak show.


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