Re: Kids say/do the darndest things!
#192399
03/27/06 09:24 PM
03/27/06 09:24 PM
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I reallly hope this doesn't offend anyone:
I have a good friend who teaches 2nd grade. He was over for dinner a few nights ago and said his class had been in rare form. He was reading them a story about a couple of forest animals, apparently both male. One kid interrupts and asks, "Are they married?" Second kid pipes up, "Noooooo, they can't be married, they're both boys." Third kid chimes in, "Ohhh yes they can - boys can get married and when they do, they're called hobos."
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Re: Kids say/do the darndest things!
#192403
03/28/06 08:25 AM
03/28/06 08:25 AM
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Back in the day my now 18 yr old daughter was a huge fan of 101 dalmations. You may remenber the scene where all the pups have been kidnapped and are sitting in front of a TV, discussing their past- some strays some from homes. Well my daughter knew the names of all the dogs. I remember asking her the names of two particular pups- she replied "daaaad- thats Bought and Paid For"
Flyfishing my way through mid-life crisis.
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Re: Kids say/do the darndest things!
#192404
03/28/06 09:04 AM
03/28/06 09:04 AM
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Sure TQ, sure - try and get me to believe you did't give her speech lessons! ahahahaha
(BTW, where's my seat 2A???)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _________________ _ _ _ _ _ _ But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman
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Re: Kids say/do the darndest things!
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03/28/06 09:20 AM
03/28/06 09:20 AM
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When my daughter was five, my then "boyfriend" was balding. He was bent over tying her shoe, and she said "T..you have pretty hair. Why do you shave the top?" He just didn't quite know what to say, I was hysterical. She was looking at him with such sincerity.
Live so that when you arise in the A.M, Satan shudders & says.. 'Oh sh t..she's awake!'
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Re: Kids say/do the darndest things!
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03/28/06 09:44 AM
03/28/06 09:44 AM
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When my youngest son was about a year old we discovered that he was lactose intolerant. At about 3 years of age, when he started going to birthday parties, pre-school, etc., we started to educate him about staying away from foods containing milk and milk products so that he could avoid the gastrointestinal effects they caused. Fast forward to the age of 4 1/2 or so - we are out for dinner at a nice restaurant. The kids are dressed up and on their best behaviour. After dinner the waitress, who has taken a liking to the good looking boys who are so polite, says because they have been so good she is going to bring them both a big dish of ice cream. Son says calmly and with perfect diction, "I can't have ice cream. It gives me the shits!" Every one who heard just howled with laughter 
Newfoundlanders are the only people in heaven who want to go home.
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