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#192736 04/10/06 03:59 PM
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Isn't it nice, after this weekend we have a couple of each! wink

#192737 04/11/06 04:35 PM
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Subject: hunting story

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The
doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are
great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"



The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I have
an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a
season.

One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and
accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he

neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the
water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't

shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane,
aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and

went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell
over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.



The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."



>The doctor replied, "My point exactly".

#192738 04/11/06 09:37 PM
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Is there a moral to this story?

#192739 04/11/06 09:50 PM
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oh - sorta like waste not, want not?

#192740 04/11/06 09:51 PM
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you're on a roll tonight clover!

#192741 04/11/06 09:52 PM
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yeah, that's him alright - just like butter :rolleyes:

#192742 04/11/06 10:19 PM
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Breakfast in bed! smile

#192743 04/11/06 10:33 PM
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really? I don't think that's correct...

#192744 04/16/06 07:44 PM
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KIDS & " THE SEA "

A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences.

Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones.

1 This is a picture of an octopus It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they
have to plug themselves to chargers. (Christopher age 7)

3. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)


4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)

5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kyle age 6)

6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy shrink. (Kevin age 6)


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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman
#192745 04/16/06 07:52 PM
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laugh laugh laugh

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