Dog Balderdash
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04/12/06 07:17 PM
04/12/06 07:17 PM
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Posts: 5,563 Birdland - 1 mile north
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A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.
When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"
"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.
"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.
"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up."
The man gestured, and the gate began to open. "Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveler asked.
"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.
As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.
"Excuse me!" he called o the man. "Do you have any water?"
"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in."
"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.
"There should be a bowl by the pump."
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.
The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.
"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.
"This is Heaven," he answered.
"This is Heaven," he answered.
"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."
"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell."
"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"
"No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind."
Harriette Take only pictures leave only bubbles
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Re: Dog Balderdash
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04/12/06 07:55 PM
04/12/06 07:55 PM
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Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,057 South Texas
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I've known that man and his dog.
Dare To Deviate
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Re: Dog Balderdash
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04/12/06 08:00 PM
04/12/06 08:00 PM
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Oh, Chloe - you are a lucky woman 
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Re: Dog Balderdash
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04/13/06 06:14 AM
04/13/06 06:14 AM
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Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 991 Middle Penninsula Virginia
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Scubaldy, I totally LOVE this one. I saw a little plaque that read "Heaven is the place where when you get there, all the dogs you have ever loved will come running up to meet you". Thanks for helping my morning get off to a good start!!
Live so that when you arise in the A.M, Satan shudders & says.. 'Oh sh t..she's awake!'
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Re: Dog Balderdash
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04/13/06 06:23 AM
04/13/06 06:23 AM
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Joined: May 2005
Posts: 3,955 Frigin Cold Columbus, Ohio
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Very cool. Thanks for sharing. I can see Simon posting a plaqued version of this at SAGA.
I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.
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Re: Dog Balderdash
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04/13/06 08:33 AM
04/13/06 08:33 AM
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Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,677 Maple Grove, MN USA
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Amen, to all of you.
So, a dog is mans best friend. Totally accept the concept. Diamonds are a girls best friend. OK.
How about, if the woman proposes to the man, does she give him a dog? Five years later does he go to the woman and express a desire for a bigger dog? Just a thought.
Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
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Re: Dog Balderdash
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04/13/06 08:35 AM
04/13/06 08:35 AM
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Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,677 Maple Grove, MN USA
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Just to set the record straight, my Pug is a joy. So much so that I also have a spare Pug just in case.
Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
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