Gay... thank you for the questionaire on my dating practices... I've tried to answer your questions as honestly as I could:
1. Do I have a date? Why no I don't. I thought I could turn on the charm at either event and shag, err snag a date.
2. Do I need a date? Let me ask just how much will this date cost me? and is it by the hour or minute?
3. Tequila and bingo eh? I know the old ladies at church like a little bouron and water during bingo. Is this the same?
4. Hot tubs? I love hot tubs. I am banned from a lot of them because hot tub and clothing do not mix well. Threads clogg up the draining system. And God only knows how much I hate to clogg things up.
Any other questions?