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Re: A lil' entertainment #195703
05/11/06 12:23 PM
05/11/06 12:23 PM
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Belikin Bill Offline
 
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You have a good ear for things like that DP?

Law - I would say delusional. The other might indicate that I was decieved by my other half which would not be in my best interest to research.

Re: A lil' entertainment #195704
05/11/06 01:24 PM
05/11/06 01:24 PM
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Catatonic Motivator Offline
 
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So a gentleman walks into Pedro's Sports Bar and orders a dozen shots of Jagermeister. Accomodating as always, P1 lines 'em up and the guy starts pouring them down, one after another.

P1 respectfully comments that he's drinking rather quickly and the fellow takes the time to wipe his chin and says, "You'd drink fast too if you had what I have."

Mildly alarmed, certainly concerned, Peter says, "What's that?"

"75 cents," the man replies.


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Re: A lil' entertainment #195705
05/11/06 02:04 PM
05/11/06 02:04 PM
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Jackie22 Offline OP
 
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Here's another bar joke... while we're at it.... :p

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."

The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again."

The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!"

The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!" The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."

To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."

Re: A lil' entertainment #195706
05/11/06 02:10 PM
05/11/06 02:10 PM
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laugh laugh laugh

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