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#196143 05/24/06 06:59 PM
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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids and get a
little
PR.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his
hand and
George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans
don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that
they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question
time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
his
name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 6 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans
don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

:p


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laugh

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very funny laugh


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Stanley was sent to look for Jimmy Hoffa's body.

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No, Stanley was sent on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney.

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So much Bush bashing, politics as usual.
Hang the man from New Orleans, and all the law makers who think they are above the law, and support him

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Bush is WITH Osama in hiding. eek

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No, Dick is here fixin to give a commencement at his home town high school.....no guns allowed!

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Corona Steve (assume you mean Jefferson from LA.?) is it in anyway imaginable that Ray Nagin was returned to the Office of Mayor in New Orleans? Could the voters possibly be that STUPID? And who voted him back in, blacks or whites? Beyond incredible!!!!!!!!! confused

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Marion Berry got re elected.... cool

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