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Man, this is the best Kentucky Fried Chicken ever!!!


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Kinda brings us full circle back to the steakhouse - do they serve chicken? nachos? ice cream? How bout English muffins? Doesn't really matter, just give me something to eat!

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Why are my eyes so red? What are these small burn holes doing in my shirt?

Did you see that? Don't look now!!

Why is everyone looking at me?

Whaddya mean I'm driving too slow? I thought you were driving.


A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

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Sweetie, I think you may have overdone it. wink

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(Soft knocks at the door)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops
saw me.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
CHONG: Dave's not here.


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LOL, one of my all time favorites!!

I'll still say "Dave? Dave's not here." everyonce in a while. Most people look at me strange unless they remember the bit.

Hon, do you remember the one when they were driving in the car and they heard a siren?


A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

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seashell, I can't remember the siren routine. Then again, my memories of those days are pretty sketchy. Wonder why?


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Seashell, is that the one with "eat these, hurry up eat this" ?

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HI all, I have been to the island about five times now and always have a great time . I know this is short notice, I am coming down again on july 13th. I am coming from canada and would be happy to bring something down for anyone ( old cheddar, maple syrup etc).... you can email me at [email protected]


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Yes, deac, that's the one. And after they (he) gobbles down all the drugs it turns out to be an ambulance going by. The skit ends at that point, but if it were real, they'd have needed to flag down that ambulance! hee hee


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