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Re: whats the deal on the new steak house?? #196521
07/08/06 09:25 AM
07/08/06 09:25 AM
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Man, this is the best Kentucky Fried Chicken ever!!!


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Re: whats the deal on the new steak house?? #196522
07/08/06 09:28 AM
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Kinda brings us full circle back to the steakhouse - do they serve chicken? nachos? ice cream? How bout English muffins? Doesn't really matter, just give me something to eat!

Re: whats the deal on the new steak house?? #196523
07/08/06 10:22 AM
07/08/06 10:22 AM
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Why are my eyes so red? What are these small burn holes doing in my shirt?

Did you see that? Don't look now!!

Why is everyone looking at me?

Whaddya mean I'm driving too slow? I thought you were driving.


A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

Re: whats the deal on the new steak house?? #196524
07/08/06 10:42 AM
07/08/06 10:42 AM

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Sweetie, I think you may have overdone it. wink

Re: whats the deal on the new steak house?? #196525
07/08/06 11:01 AM
07/08/06 11:01 AM
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(Soft knocks at the door)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops
saw me.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
CHONG: Dave's not here.


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Re: whats the deal on the new steak house?? #196526
07/09/06 11:42 PM
07/09/06 11:42 PM
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LOL, one of my all time favorites!!

I'll still say "Dave? Dave's not here." everyonce in a while. Most people look at me strange unless they remember the bit.

Hon, do you remember the one when they were driving in the car and they heard a siren?


A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

Re: whats the deal on the new steak house?? #196527
07/10/06 10:26 AM
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seashell, I can't remember the siren routine. Then again, my memories of those days are pretty sketchy. Wonder why?


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Re: whats the deal on the new steak house?? #196528
07/10/06 11:48 AM
07/10/06 11:48 AM
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Seashell, is that the one with "eat these, hurry up eat this" ?

Re: whats the deal on the new steak house?? #196529
07/10/06 09:25 PM
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HI all, I have been to the island about five times now and always have a great time . I know this is short notice, I am coming down again on july 13th. I am coming from canada and would be happy to bring something down for anyone ( old cheddar, maple syrup etc).... you can email me at johnallatt@yahoo.ca


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Re: whats the deal on the new steak house?? #196530
07/10/06 10:10 PM
07/10/06 10:10 PM
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Yes, deac, that's the one. And after they (he) gobbles down all the drugs it turns out to be an ambulance going by. The skit ends at that point, but if it were real, they'd have needed to flag down that ambulance! hee hee


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