Sad to say my poison tonight is not Belikin beer..but rather Keith's Ale. Anybody else sad, and why?

Vodka and cranberry juice tonight. Sad, no.

I was sad on Wednesday. Vodka/Redbull, vodka/soda, a few different and weird kinds of shots . . yup, I was sad and sorry on Wednesday.

Tuesday night was a lot of fun though . . or at least it seemed like it at the time.

Did you know this about vodka?
>
> 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
> solvent dissolves adhesive
>
> 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a
> trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five
> minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
>
>
> 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
> cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and
> kills germs.
>
> 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting
> your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka
> disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
>
> 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
>
> 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
> cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
>
> 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
> cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth
> of healthy hair.
>
> 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to
> kill them.
>
> 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer
> bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or
> black eyes.
>
> 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender
> flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the
> sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply
> the tincture to
> aches and pains.
>
> 11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and
> back as a liniment.
>
> 12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
>
> 13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
>
> 14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the
> urushiol oil from your skin.
>
> 15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to
> absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
>
> And silly me . I've only been drinking the stuff
>
>

Sad I had to come in to work today. But glad I have a job!

A job ?

yah, surely you must remember those E! You know, you go away from the house everyday, hang around with a bunch of people, MOST of whom you like but would not want to live with, and at the end of the week they give you portraits of dead Presidents!

divingcowgirl... what kinda job?

Geez, #5 . . seems to me if a person drank less vodka in the first place, they'd be less likely to find themselves needing to clean up vomit.

Other than that, cool list, though most of those things seem like a waste of perfectly good vodka.